#but i think about that frequently

[spaghettiwoman46]

sometimes i think a simple life is okay. like fish in the ocean know only swim and eat plant and they're happy. or i guess i don't know if they're happy maybe they're just pissed the fuck off all the time. maybe fish want a complex life. do you think a fish would like iphone

[seancefemme]

yeah well you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[supercom-pute-r]

I understand monogamy at some point, like, that just how people feel, some us don't like nobody, some people like multiple people at the same time and some don't, but i don't understand the need that monogamous people have of wanting everyone to be like them and to hate on polyamory. I think (some) they may be extremely controlling and possessive —and i with "i think." i mean, i know it bc i seen it—, which i don't understand nor like. They hate the idea of someone they love loving someone else who is not them and therefore ignore the fact that they may feel attracted to another person too. It's not that "having two or more partners have lots of downsides", they don't care about that, it's just that they seem to wish to belong to someone and have someone who belongs to them, and in the process they are untrue to their partners and themselves about their feeling, or they make their partner not speak about theirs, while also wanting to force that reality in everyone else bc "they couldn’t stand that".

Maybe this is the autism or aroace-ness but there’s a part of me that doesn’t understand monogamy? I see very little downsides to having two partners compared to one, if anything, I see more upsides to having two partners? Twice the love, twice the kisses, twice the cuddles. Does anyone else relate to this?

[canisalbus]

I kidnapped ur long-nosed cat for a sec

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[originalartblog]

Don't forget to eat to keep the demons at bay

[newttxt]

post-canon lulaw adventure!! (it could have been bepo’s but he was in the bathroom when luffy showed up)

[whalesharkstho]

pre-war skystar….. they make me sick….

[shorthaltsjester]

when people think delilah just completely takes over and laudna has no control. when people think jester is just an uwu child who has been manipulated by every man she’s met. when people think vex is an empty husk of daddy issues without her brother by her side. when people think fjord is an arrogant asshole who doesn’t pay attention to the party around him. when people think scanlan saying that vox machina doesn’t care about him is an accurate assessment.

[trauma-bot]

patron saint of never growing old

[mothmothwoth]

Welcome home neighbor! It’s so quiet

[mroddmod]

little scrapped comic bc it felt a bit ooc to me in hindsight

[vaguely-concerned]

nothing makes me roll my eyes quite like people making a big deal out of lucanis being 'the magekiller' while mostly being perfectly chill with mages in his personal life as if that's some huge objective flaw in the writing. like yeah it's his professional specialization not his personality or strongly held ideological conviction or anything. mages are tricky to kill and he's real good at it. that's why they pay him the big bucks. it's like saying a pest exterminator can only do his job if he's motivated by a deep personal vendetta waged against the entirety of rodentkind. the fact that he genuinely treats assassination like his 9-5 is, y'know. half of the whole guy, and this tracks with that wonderfully.

(honestly it's so perfect that the reason he specialized in that is, literally and canonically, that caterina looked over the books and went 'huh. we should diversify our murder portfolio, there's an untapped market here' and assigned it to him. he didn't even get to choose his own murder major, his grandmother decided that for him largely for straightforward economic reasons. dunno what to tell you, crows gonna crow. they're just merchant princes with extra knives at the end of the day, that is exactly why they'd make a choice like that, they're providing a service not going on crusades, even though lucanis manages to carve out some personal satisfaction in taking down especially shitty targets within that. I'm sorry you guys didn't get your angsty enemies to lovers arc or whatever but please understand that that only existed in your head to begin with and also that what we actually get here is infinitely funnier and MUCH more interesting, once you actually engage with the text earnestly. ssssh I didn't say that)

[demigods-posts]

imagine a world where the heroes of olympus series was one big crossover. a world where we meet an eleven year old boy named jason, no last name because it reminds him of his mother — a drunk who literally threw him to the wolves as a toddler. jason, who's earliest memory is chewing on a stapler and his older sister tending to the wound on his bottom lip — but he hasn't seen or heard from her since they were separated years ago. jason, who grew up reaching for the sky like a purpose, desperate for a chance to prove himself. jason, who fought to save the world at fifteen years old. and jason, who finds himself in the grand canyon four months later with no memory of who he is or where he came from, feet away from some frantic sixteen year old girl in search of some dude named percy jackson. imagine what this could have been.

[kaiserouo]

"Huh."

[del-stars]

love the hc that evan loves body horror/dissecting things, he must've been so excited when he tore out moody's eye